If I am slow to answer or sometimes don’t answer at all, or even in some cases have to cut a conversation short, please don’t take this as an insult. I am very very tired and this everyday because of an illness. Please be patient with me. *(^-^)*

On the other hand, I am an annoying person, I do make bad jokes that only I find funny and I love being me (strange, random, eccentric or just down right wierd).

And a third factor is that although english to the full, I have mainly studied in France. So yes I am english and can perfectly understand you (most of the time haha) but I do tend to invent words or disfigure/decapitate/destroy/mutilate them in an attempt to express myself.

I give you full authorisation to laugh with me at these mistakes but please try to refrain from laughing at me; it’s embarrasing and humiliating. You can however correct me! =3
And if I do get on your nerves, don’t worry, I perfectly understand and you have all my sympathy. =P